Here you find the same menu, three locations, and nothing fancy. It’s a great place to take adolescents who eat everything in sight and aren’t too picky about the quality. They have local fresh fish, prepared one of three or four ways, depending on the fish and the special. We used to be able to recommend the Ono or Opakapaka, either broiled with lemon-caper butter, or with the orange marmalade/macadamia nut glaze, depending on your cholesterol level, but based on the lunch we just had, I’m not sure I can even recommend it anymore. Large portions are served, with salad and dessert included.
Kimo’s is located on the main street of Lahaina, and they have a great bar for sunset watching. I just wish the food was better. It has seriously deteriorated in the past year. We had lunch there yesterday, and the fish tacos had a slab of some brown fish in it rather than the nice flaky white fish we remembered, and my reuben sandwich had flavorless pale pink pastrami that looked like it came out of one of those meat packages I’ll never buy at Costco. Yuck.
Our favorite dessert, the Hula Pie, has also been cheapened. It used to be smothered in hot fudge, but now it’s thin chocolate sauce. They’ve also reduced the quality of their top-shelf liquor – another cost saving tactic that has now lost a client in our family. Cost saving is right. We’re not going back.
If you can get past all of this, and really don’t care about good food, children are welcome at the bar tables in all the restaurants, and they serve a variety of ‘virgin’ drinks. Leilani’s is located in Kaanapali’s Whaler’s Village, on the water. It is another place for a sunset drink (assuming you don’t mind the downgraded alcohol quality) and we used to like it for lunch. Didn’t even want to try it this year after the Kimo’s debacle. Duke’s is at the Marriott Timeshares in North Ka’anapali just before Honokowai, and I heard from some guests at our condo complex that the sandwiches they had were pretty good. Maybe they’re not saving quite as much up there. The Kapalua Grill is in the Inn at Kapalua, and has a good view of Molokai when it’s not raining – which is not very often.
Very popular with families, these restaurants don’t take reservations, but are large enough that there is usually only a short wait. We recently heard that the Kapalua Grill was taking reservations, but have yet to confirm that personally. And at this point, there’s NO way we’re going to chance it.
Hard Rock Café:
Been to one, you’ve been to all – the only thing different is that this one is on Lahaina’s main street, in the shopping center, and the t-shirts say “Maui”. ‘Nuff said. Tour buses stop there and disgorge lots of tourists just after they’ve been to Hilo Hattie’s for his-and-hers Hawaiian shirts and muumuus with the requisite black socks and light shoes or sandals. Good for a look as you’re walking by, and a laugh. Wear earplugs if you’re eating there. The music is very loud at some tables.
Bubba Gump’s Shrimp Factory:
Yikes. Located on Lahaina’s main street, across from Longhi’s. We’ve never even been tempted to try this one. If anyone is brave, please let us know how you liked it. We have some good stuff written about in the guest book from some of the guests who rent our family’s condo, so it seems to have some allure for people who like their fish fried. You can see a large line of very large people waiting to get in at early-bird dinnertime, all of whom obviously love fried fish, if you know what I mean. With so many excellent restaurants, I don’t understand why people would waste their time here – I guess the low prices bring them in. The only thing I know in its favor is that it has a great view for the sunset and their name comes from a very good movie.
In Ma’alena, on the way to Lahaina or Kihei from Kahului Airport. Terrible place. Alexei had their clam chowder for lunch after golf on his last trip and spent the evening in the bathroom with food poisoning. Need I say more?